erection problems.

god i really hate that ad with the guys playing piano with their penises. its the gayest thing on tv, besides the 'text soulmate to 234000 to find out who'll you'll be with forever!'. omg and its on again right now, 'will you teach me to play like that again?' god.
anyway, this blog is in response to ceris blog. my version of the events that followed..
so yes, ceri and mady and i went and saw 'this is it' last night, it was pretty good. not bad. M.J got me and cez singing away tapping our feet. cant really say that for the rest of the audience who's faces were like this: ':' haha and mady; 'MADDI SHUT UP.' sorry mad, just was feeling the beats like nobodies business. oh shit the washing machine has finished, brb peeps whilst i got put the clothes on the line even though i politely asked ceri to do it for me, she said no.. what a bitch.

maddi says (12:36)
when the washing machine stops canu please hang them out on the clothes line? kthxbye
ol cezz says (12:36 PM):
can i put some sick beats on?
ol cezz says (12:37 PM):
dr phil is shithouse
maddi says (12:37 PM):
no
and that is final
ol cezz says (12:37 PM):
HAHAH NO WAY

this is happening as she's in my house by the way, we are cool peeps by only being social on msn being 2 metres away from eachother.
ok brb.
ok back. my dogs are crazzayyy.

im watching dr phil btw god i swear he talks shit and has no idea what he's talking about. he's so retarted and judgemental.. yet im really digging this show. ok back to the story. after the movies we all went and sat outside of fonzies on a nice table and basked in eachothers company in the warm nightly breeze. hahah. this is where the fun begins. ceri, firstly i just want to say i accept you as you are. straight or gay i love you either way, theres a little rhyme to make you feel better hahaha. nah we're just joking. mady and i and ely aswell, constantly refer to ceri as a lesbian on account of the fact that her parents constantly ask her if she is one and its just so funny. plus she reacts really funny and says things like 'breast friends' instead of 'best friends' and its the funniest thing. like my stomach was cramping from laughing so hard at her last night. she deep down thinks we really do think shes a lesbian, but we dont cez, just to put it out there though: i wouldnt care one bit if you were hahah. 'dad, this is britney' 'britney, dad' hahaha.
anyway then we cruised around for a while, went to stefans, wasnt home. went to judds, wasnt home (but chatted with his mum and sis anyway, nice job in bio judd. you're a champ) we then realised how little amount of friends we have to visit. hahah quite sad. i am the boy that sets your girl on fire and when she dances oh she knows its right. Any way, we go to KFC to get some chips to share between 3 of us, and they are closed, and theres two guys sitting out on the steps so as we leave we beep and just be gay. anyway... try to get out of there through the car wash way,.. end up looking like dickheads cause we get stuck and i have to reverse out hahaha. coooool as. drop mads home after going up to monument and realising there are people there gay so we just go back down, the view driving down was nice. actually that was BEFORE kfc, ohwell. order is not important. So me and ceri come home and theres this spider in my laundry/tiled part. u wont get where it is if u dont know my house but anyway, it was massive and round so i go and get a shoe and by this time my mother and brother have awoken and come to see whats so exciting and mum has fly spray, so she sprays it AND.. like hundreds of baby spiders come from the big spider and they're like crawling everywhere in the toilet (where the spider had now made its way) it was sooooo gross. and then the big spider was not round anymore it was skinny! so the babys were all on its bad! ewww it was just so gross, but mum killed them all and we all went to bed and i had to vacuum them up this morn. this fair morn. after that incident, i was feeling a bit sick and tired and had a headache and just wanted to read, and ive kind of started reading new moon again so i have to feel of the book again before the movie. so i gave cez the laptop to keep her occupied and started to read. i didnt think she'd mind my being anti-social, but apparently according to her blog it bothered her, but re-fell in love with edward (from the BOOK not the MOVIE) again last night, seriously, maybe i was just feeling romantic but i was seriously digging his sweet shit last night. but ceri distracted me from that by introducing me to this starsign site that seriously has the most info of any site ive been on before and it was pretty good like, the traits were close to home. me and cez liked this paragraph:

"Your Gemini woman will never take a train when she can fly. She'll never be silent when she can speak. She'll never turn away when she can help. And she'll never walk when she can run. Her mind is full of so many thoughts and her heart is full of so many hopes, she may seem to need a computer to sort it all out. Or does she just need someone who can run beside her and toss dreams with her-from here to tomorrow? If you're that man, she doesn't dare look over her shoulder to see if you're near. Some deep, unexplained fear within her keeps her from ever looking back. When you finally match her speed, get her to slow down to your pace. You can do it, if you hold her hand tightly and never let it go. Though Mercurial north winds drive her on, secretly she may long to rest awhile more than you know. Do hurry and try to reach her. She needs you."
yeah, i am very romancy this week. okkkk i think i might wrap this up, its too long that most of you will like never read this :( waaaa. ceri's playing music i dont want to hear. fucking bitch.

but i love her so i dedicate this pic to show my support:

love u breast friend . xoxo

breaking news

MATHS IS FINALLY OVEEERR :)

the afternoon'S of extravagent delight.

flower power

yes, a double wammy blog fest before i go to work. the reason for this? photos id forgotten i had, even though it was like 3 weeks ago haha. i forgot that i had like 100 pictures from talmalmo a few weeks back. best couple of days ive had in a while. 'seedy' as they say, but good fun. heres a little something for the people who were there. note: my lil drink bottle always close by my side hahaha.
i planned this to be a tattoo for the future..... yepppppp.. not happening hahahha






hahah.. i might put up some more photos of those couple of days later even though they are pretty gross. i have to get ready for work now :( !

newpost!

" meet me on the equinox, meet me half way, the sun is perched at its highest peak, at the middle of the day. let me give my love to you, let me take your hand, and as we walk in the dimming light, oh darling understand that everything, everything ends. "

That song has nothing to do with everything, and everything to do with nothing. hahahah, that's me being mysterious. it means nothing people. i just like it, a fair bit. :) GOODBYE ENGLISH FOREVER. ! its weird that like 6 years of highschool english, not to mention primary school, all really come done to the 2 2hour exams i did this week. alllll that time, and then 4 hours and its gone and you dont really need to use it ever again. maybe some parts of it. but im pretty sure the distinctly visual elements of Maestro by Peter Goldsworthy is not going to pop up in any of my conversations in the near future, i could be wrong but you know. weird. ill miss it. hahah i actually really enjoyed learning about Wilfred Owen and his poems at the time. yeah ok now im getting sad. but i should be happy, and i will be :) X i love you beautiful people.

my wristtttt

hurts! i dont know why. and its too dark to actually look at it, it feels like a bruise of some sort. but how it occured is a mystery to me. let me set the scene for you. ive just recently resorted to my bed with the laptop, triple j is playing in the background, some rap atm. not digging it but i could bop if i wanted to. and im chatting with ceri and el on msn. it seems thats where we do our talking these days, sad but true and i dont really mind it. by the way i would like to apologize for my personal outburst of a blog last night. it was a bad night for me :( i hate my life. but anyway. hahah i dont really :( well, not now. i read ceris blog just then and it made me think that as sad as i am about leaving school and stuff and not seeing my friends as often, there are people out there i havent met yet that are going to change my life and become another good friend, maybe even another best friend. and thats really exciting! reaaaally exciting actually. lifes going to be fun i think. saying that, i still never want to lose my 3 cool heads. they complete me at the mom. i look really strange at the moment. im wearing one of those canteen headbands, and i look bald, and i thought the design was cool when i bought it but now its not really haha.. i guess thats not the point, i did feel really charitable when i bought it, 3 dollars or not. pretty much loving the song 'butterfly' by crazytown recently, i have for a couple of weeks now. the love is not fading quickly. hmm i want to put a picture on the end of this blog because it seems to be the cool thing to do, but i dont know what pic would suit. plus im on the lappy so theres like none to choose from on this unless u want mums weirdo pics of matthew mconargthj however u spell his weirdo name. yeah thats right my mum has male celebs as her desktop pics, she's really cool like that. : haha... detect my sarcasm. id be pretty pissed if my comp decided to freeze right now, im pretty sure ceri would be even more pissed hahaha. im proud of her for being a brave kid tonight and coming back downstairs. thats the aries in her taking a risk. just made that up, but its probs true. hahahah i was cracking up tonight, at myself. cause i was like getting jiggy with it without actually realising it and then i also kept saying things outloud to myself like 'righhhh onnn fishy smell!' ..... woah i just realised how weird that would seem to anyone but ely, cause its a quote people :( .. im not weird haha. but i am. oh too weird for this wacky world.alright im going to wrap this up, i havent used any capital letters, it makes me feel slack but i cant be bothered with that shit. im saving my grammatical skills for wednesday, when ill let loose in my exam. wish me luck for those by the way, whoever you are reading this. you. yes you. alright, word out. X time to find a random pic to put here.. yay :)

hahahah i just found this in mums folders, she obviously liked this pic, bet she resents it now. i do :( waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

welll....

that was emo. hahahha. :(

my mother,

wonders why i think she doesnt understand me. the reason is, because every time a situation arises, and she tries to tell me how i think or feel or why i do something or what my motivation was, it is completely off the mark. my mother, wonders why i think that she thinks the worst of me at all times. the reason is, whenever there is a chance for her to prove me wrong and show that it's not true, she doesnt.

the only way to cure a sad soul..

...winning 3 games of backgammon against Ely in a row.
Feeling a bit melancholy about not being 18 this year, i know its pretty stupid, but it gets to me at times. especially these times. I know next year when i turn 18, this year wont matter. Butttt i feel like im missing out on being 18 with my whole year already, and soon ill be left out of being 18 with my group. OK, dramatic i know, but you knowwww. im just a kiddd and life is a nightmare. that goes out to charlotte if she ever reads this. :) Im boreddd. really bored.
this blog business is not for me, i dont do anything to write about. Waaa.

LIL MAMA HAD HER WAY.

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