Thursday, October 29, 2009

erection problems.

god i really hate that ad with the guys playing piano with their penises. its the gayest thing on tv, besides the 'text soulmate to 234000 to find out who'll you'll be with forever!'. omg and its on again right now, 'will you teach me to play like that again?' god.
anyway, this blog is in response to ceris blog. my version of the events that followed..
so yes, ceri and mady and i went and saw 'this is it' last night, it was pretty good. not bad. M.J got me and cez singing away tapping our feet. cant really say that for the rest of the audience who's faces were like this: ':' haha and mady; 'MADDI SHUT UP.' sorry mad, just was feeling the beats like nobodies business. oh shit the washing machine has finished, brb peeps whilst i got put the clothes on the line even though i politely asked ceri to do it for me, she said no.. what a bitch.

maddi says (12:36)
when the washing machine stops canu please hang them out on the clothes line? kthxbye
ol cezz says (12:36 PM):
can i put some sick beats on?
ol cezz says (12:37 PM):
dr phil is shithouse
maddi says (12:37 PM):
no
and that is final
ol cezz says (12:37 PM):
HAHAH NO WAY

this is happening as she's in my house by the way, we are cool peeps by only being social on msn being 2 metres away from eachother.
ok brb.
ok back. my dogs are crazzayyy.

im watching dr phil btw god i swear he talks shit and has no idea what he's talking about. he's so retarted and judgemental.. yet im really digging this show. ok back to the story. after the movies we all went and sat outside of fonzies on a nice table and basked in eachothers company in the warm nightly breeze. hahah. this is where the fun begins. ceri, firstly i just want to say i accept you as you are. straight or gay i love you either way, theres a little rhyme to make you feel better hahaha. nah we're just joking. mady and i and ely aswell, constantly refer to ceri as a lesbian on account of the fact that her parents constantly ask her if she is one and its just so funny. plus she reacts really funny and says things like 'breast friends' instead of 'best friends' and its the funniest thing. like my stomach was cramping from laughing so hard at her last night. she deep down thinks we really do think shes a lesbian, but we dont cez, just to put it out there though: i wouldnt care one bit if you were hahah. 'dad, this is britney' 'britney, dad' hahaha.
anyway then we cruised around for a while, went to stefans, wasnt home. went to judds, wasnt home (but chatted with his mum and sis anyway, nice job in bio judd. you're a champ) we then realised how little amount of friends we have to visit. hahah quite sad. i am the boy that sets your girl on fire and when she dances oh she knows its right. Any way, we go to KFC to get some chips to share between 3 of us, and they are closed, and theres two guys sitting out on the steps so as we leave we beep and just be gay. anyway... try to get out of there through the car wash way,.. end up looking like dickheads cause we get stuck and i have to reverse out hahaha. coooool as. drop mads home after going up to monument and realising there are people there gay so we just go back down, the view driving down was nice. actually that was BEFORE kfc, ohwell. order is not important. So me and ceri come home and theres this spider in my laundry/tiled part. u wont get where it is if u dont know my house but anyway, it was massive and round so i go and get a shoe and by this time my mother and brother have awoken and come to see whats so exciting and mum has fly spray, so she sprays it AND.. like hundreds of baby spiders come from the big spider and they're like crawling everywhere in the toilet (where the spider had now made its way) it was sooooo gross. and then the big spider was not round anymore it was skinny! so the babys were all on its bad! ewww it was just so gross, but mum killed them all and we all went to bed and i had to vacuum them up this morn. this fair morn. after that incident, i was feeling a bit sick and tired and had a headache and just wanted to read, and ive kind of started reading new moon again so i have to feel of the book again before the movie. so i gave cez the laptop to keep her occupied and started to read. i didnt think she'd mind my being anti-social, but apparently according to her blog it bothered her, but re-fell in love with edward (from the BOOK not the MOVIE) again last night, seriously, maybe i was just feeling romantic but i was seriously digging his sweet shit last night. but ceri distracted me from that by introducing me to this starsign site that seriously has the most info of any site ive been on before and it was pretty good like, the traits were close to home. me and cez liked this paragraph:

"Your Gemini woman will never take a train when she can fly. She'll never be silent when she can speak. She'll never turn away when she can help. And she'll never walk when she can run. Her mind is full of so many thoughts and her heart is full of so many hopes, she may seem to need a computer to sort it all out. Or does she just need someone who can run beside her and toss dreams with her-from here to tomorrow? If you're that man, she doesn't dare look over her shoulder to see if you're near. Some deep, unexplained fear within her keeps her from ever looking back. When you finally match her speed, get her to slow down to your pace. You can do it, if you hold her hand tightly and never let it go. Though Mercurial north winds drive her on, secretly she may long to rest awhile more than you know. Do hurry and try to reach her. She needs you."
yeah, i am very romancy this week. okkkk i think i might wrap this up, its too long that most of you will like never read this :( waaaa. ceri's playing music i dont want to hear. fucking bitch.

but i love her so i dedicate this pic to show my support:



love u breast friend . xoxo

1 comment:

  1. okay nice job but you forgot the best parts of the whole lesbo moment.
    so i will reply and people can get a touch of what happened.
    ceri/cer/cez is now kev.
    ceri not only has breast friends but she checks her breast friends out. i found out that ceri was watching a video of me when i was younger and said i was quite breasty or something then we pissed ourselves and then ceri just kept saying things and it was the funniest shit.
    oh just remembered in the car to girls running 'that looks hot' funniest stuff then tries to cover it up with 'i meant the heat' lol anyway i will stop hahaha goodtimes.

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